This is what you get for going with an iPhone service provider with the word “Telegraph” in their name…


No doubt AT&T will still charge you a Quarter per MMS you send AND RECEIVE with their amazing Grab-Your-Ankles Data Plan – which does not include text (and likely not MMS, when it is available…late this summer.)

Therefore – AT&T wins their second (yes, they count as Cingular – one and the same…) Jar-Jar Award for Raising Teh SuXX0R!



Biology 101 FAIL

Hey moron that made this, take a Biology class. Animals adapt.

Exit Question: Global Waming WIN?!??:


Personalized Nick Nolte Capital One Card

I loved it so much, I had to repost this Consumerist story:

nicknolte capital one

David L. Mackie, a 35-year-old salesman from Oklahoma is perhaps the coolest person ever. He personalized his Capital One credit card with Nick Nolte’s mugshot, and now, embarrassed, Capital One has offered to pay him $50 to send it back.

He agreed.

Gotta love the “1.21 Jigawats!!!!” mugshot.

I wonder if I could get this card:

whatthecrap turns 150

150 thousand that is…

Many thanks to everybody who’s checked out the site. Your readership is much appreciated! I hope that you have been entertained.

This calls for the celebratory sacred Jar-Jar:

Oh…what the heck. Why not a little dropitlikeit’shooooooot as well:

Dumb-as-a-post Pelosi blames surge success on…(wait for it)…Iranian goodwill!!!

Her statement today (emph mine):

“Well, the purpose of the surge was to provide a secure space, a time for the political change to occur to accomplish the reconciliation. That didn’t happen. Whatever the military success, and progress that may have been made, the surge didn’t accomplish its goal. And some of the success of the surge is that the goodwill of the Iranians-they decided in Basra when the fighting would end, theynegotiated that cessation of hostilities-the Iranians.”

I’m sorry – I usually don’t resort to flat out insults, but…What a freaking clueless idiot!

This ludicruis comment is so typical of the know-nothing douchenozzels in Washington. It even earned Nancy the coveted flaming skull over at Ace of Spades (I had to transplant and quote):


Having blurted out, probably accidentally, that the surge was in fact successful, Granny Rictus McBotoxImplants now scrambles to credit the enemy nation murdering our troops with the victory our troops accomplished through blood, sweat, tears, and more blood.

It’s not our troops. It’s not Petraeus’ leadership. It’s not the Iraqis turning on the Al Qaeda murderers. No — it’s Iran’s goodwill.

Here at wtc she gets the coveted Jar-Jar Award:

I have created a helpful “who to trust” tutorial below for those who haven’t been following the war so far:


100k +

That’s right – as of today, 100,200 people have wondered, “Seriously…what the crap?”

It’s good to know I am not alone. Thanks everyone for visiting!


Oh – and just for the heck of it – Have some Jar Jar: