Uh...had a slight weapons malfunction. But, uh,
everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here, now, thank you. How are you?
- Han Solo
"The main vice of capitalism is the uneven distribution of prosperity. The main vice of socialism is the even distribution of misery." -Churchill
This is amazing, really.
On another note, the last line of this newscast kills me: “Swing voters already undecided about 2012 presidential election.” Do newscasters ever think about their headlines?
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