Women Dressed As Cow Arrested

Police in Middletown made a rather bizarre arrest Monday night, taking into custody a woman dressed in a cow suit who was seen acting erratically. 

Michelle Allen of Middletown was arrested on one count of disorderly conduct for allegedly getting in the way of traffic on Wilbraham Road and chasing children in her cow suit.

She also urinated on a neighbor’s front porch, police say.

According to police, Allen talked back and threatened to cause problems in the jail if she was arrested.

Allen appeared in court Tuesday morning dressed in the suit.


It is not clear why she was wearing the costume.


Meanwhile – Scientist were caught trapping cow farts to test their effect on global warming. They weren’t arrested.


2 Responses to “Women Dressed As Cow Arrested”

  1. Mongo Jerry Says:

    “It is not clear why she was wearing the costume.”

    Well if she WASN’T wearing the costume she’d have been arrested for public nudity! Duh. If on the other hand, had it been a cow wearing a human costume, it wouldn’t have made the news, especially in India and parts of Vermont where cows can do whatever they want and no one talks about it. Has the world gone mad?

  2. whatthecrap? Says:

    HAHAHA! Great comment MJ.

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