I know this is the wrong type of biker, but I couldn’t help thinking of this:
…heard this on the Radio this morning.
A Croatian motorbiker’s penis was zapped by lightning as he stopped beside the road to take a leak.
Ante Djindjic, 29, from Zagreb, said: “I don’t remember what happened. One minute I was taking a leak and the next thing I knew I was in hospital.
“Doctors said the lightning went through my body and because I was wearing rubber boots it earthed itself through my penis.”
Djindjic, who suffered light burns to his chest and arms, added: “Thankfully, the doctors said that there would be no lasting effects, and my penis will function normally eventually.”
Unbelievable. I’m afraid I will be sitting cross legged for the rest of the day. File this one under: things nobody deserves.
For some reason, I feel like this story could serve as an alternate definition for: pwned.