In the Northwest we have this great home improvement store called Jerry’s. It rocks the pants off Home Depot in my opinion. Jerry’s happens to be down the street from where I work. Their slogan that you hear on the radio and tv about six million times a day is, “Need a better _________? Better head for Jerry’s!”
So, yesterday, a water line broke where I work and so they had to close down all the restrooms. Of course, I don’t get up from what I am doing to use the restroom until the last minute. I arrived just as they were putting “Out of Order” signs on the doors.
I headed for Jerry’s.