“The arm was very, very veiny.”

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ANGELINA Jolie has come in for some cover doctoring. The latest issue of In Touch features Jolie on the red carpet at the Cannes Film Festival, showing her usually veiny arm looking silky smooth.

Unfortunately for In Touch, a nearly identical photo of Jolie appeared on page 58 of the current issue of People, which clearly showed the veins – in an unretouched photo.

Richard Spencer, editor-in-chief of In Touch, was unapologetic when Media Ink called. “You’re right, we softened those veins. The arm was very, very veiny.

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Spencer glossed over questions about editing out several hundred adopted foreign children that also appeared in the original image.

Coincidentally, I am starting a gossip magazine called In Touché. In Touché actually favors veiny photos – sometimes enhancing, even adding veins when necessary:

In Touché also prefers pictures with broadswords.

One Response to ““The arm was very, very veiny.””

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