Man claims to be
Jar-Jar Jesus… Meet Jose Luis de Jesus Miranda:
Oh – you thought I was kidding?
“I will not die!” -Oh really? And that explains why you need body guards… Sheeze – I guess I’m convinced.
I love people that pop up and start claiming there isn’t sin – or better yet – it doesn’t matter if you sin.
…So – if your followers just felt like raping and killing a bunch of people – no big deal huh???
You know – people’s concept of a devil always revolves around something real scary: a beast with horns, a forked tounge, and flames… Think about that though – would people trust something like that? Of course not. So what might a demon be like?
…He was a murderer from the beginning, not holding to the truth, for there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks his native language, for he is a liar and the father of lies. John 8:44
As always – you must Read it in Full Context (emphasis mine)
Holy Crap – Indeed!
Of course, we all know what must come next:
What. The. Crap.
H.T. – Wyldjon
UPDATE: I also thought this was appropriate (Warning: Metal)
“…be seen as what you are;
Liar! Liar! Liar! Liar!;
Enemy of God;
Every knee will bow;
Every tongue confess;
Jesus Christ is Lord.” -Living Sacrifice