Holy Crap!! Jesus has *already* returned?!?

Man claims to be Jar-Jar Jesus… Meet Jose Luis de Jesus Miranda:

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Oh – you thought I was kidding?

“I will not die!” -Oh really? And that explains why you need body guards… Sheeze – I guess I’m convinced.

I love people that pop up and start claiming there isn’t sin – or better yet – it doesn’t matter if you sin.

…So – if your followers just felt like raping and killing a bunch of people – no big deal huh???

You know – people’s concept of a devil always revolves around something real scary: a beast with horns, a forked tounge, and flames… Think about that though – would people trust something like that? Of course not. So what might a demon be like?

…He was a murderer from the beginning, not holding to the truth, for there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks his native language, for he is a liar and the father of lies. John 8:44

As always – you must Read it in Full Context (emphasis mine)

Holy Crap – Indeed!

Of course, we all know what must come next:

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What. The. Crap.

H.T. – Wyldjon

UPDATE: I also thought this was appropriate (Warning: Metal)

“…be seen as what you are;
Liar! Liar! Liar! Liar!;

Enemy of God;
Every knee will bow;
Every tongue confess;
Jesus Christ is Lord.” -Living Sacrifice

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4 Responses to “Holy Crap!! Jesus has *already* returned?!?”

  1. Tim Says:

    I threw up in my mouth a little when Jon first told me about this guy….

  2. Andrew Says:

    HAHAHA! Great comment Tim!


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