Uncomfortable Questions: Was the Death Star Attack an Inside Job?
We’ve all heard the “official conspiracy theory” of the Death Star attack. We all know about Luke Skywalker and his ragtag bunch of rebels, how they mounted a foolhardy attack on the most powerful, well-defended battle station ever built. And we’ve all seen the video over, and over, and over, of the one-in-a-million shot that resulted in a massive chain reaction that not just damaged, but completely obliterated that massive technological wonder.
Like many Americans, I was fed this story when I was growing up. But as I watched the video, I began to realize that all was not as it seemed. And the more I questioned the official story, the deeper into the rabbit hole I went.
Presented here are some of the results of my soul-searching regarding this painful event. Like many citizens, I have many questions that I would like answered: was the mighty Imperial government really too incompetent to prevent a handful of untrained nerf-herders from destroying one of their most prized assets? Or are they hiding something from us? Who was really behind the attack? Why did they want the Death Star destroyed? No matter what the answers, we have a problem.
Below is a summary of my book, Uncomfortable Questions: An Analysis of the Death Star Attack, which presents compelling evidence that we all may be the victims of a fraud of immense proportions.
And because it’s sadly so close to reality…
Update: I just had to quote this comment from the site:
An Inconvenient Truth
I think, based on the evidence, that the “destruction” of the Death Star (there is evidence to suggest that it was never really destroyed: See Return of the Jedi) was merely a case of wag the tonton. That’s right. The real inconvenient truth is that this operation was designed to shift attention from the obvious: Hoth warming. Yes, the ice planet was melting and something drastic had to be done to mis-direct those who sought to document the shrinking ice cave habitat of the ice monsters of Hoth. I’m just glad you’ve given us all the courage to speak out about this. Save the ice monsters and their melting ice planet of Hoth!
AHAHAHA, HAHAHA!!! Still laughing. This is the money!!!!!