Surfer Interview

Cap and Trade Section 304

First – Mark Steyn:

“Stephen, speaking as a foreigner, I confess I’m finding it harder and harder to see why you fellows bothered holding a revolution. Under this bill, it will be illegal for me to sell my property to a willing buyer without first bringing it into line with some twerp bureaucrat’s arbitrary and ever shifting “environmental” regulations originally designed for California, and which have helped turn the Golden State into the foldin’ state, but which are nevertheless now to be applied from Maine to Alaska. And no matter what you spend a couple of years down the road the standards will be “revised” and you’ll be out of compliance all over again.”

Second – Read this rundown on Section 304 of the recently passed Cap and Tax Trade legislation. Warning: Your brain may explode.

It’s 2009…Flying cars: No. Divided Salli Genital Saddle: Yes

I almost didn’t post this, but how could I not… It’s obviously prime What The Crap material:

Yeah, I apologize for that. HT: Ace

“Simply an excusing to bring about socialized medicine”

Nothing has really changed. Reagan on Universal Healthcare:

You certainly won’t hear this argument on ABC’s Whitehouse Health-Care Butt-kissery.

This is what you get for going with an iPhone service provider with the word “Telegraph” in their name…

No doubt AT&T will still charge you a Quarter per MMS you send AND RECEIVE with their amazing Grab-Your-Ankles Data Plan – which does not include text (and likely not MMS, when it is available…late this summer.)

Therefore – AT&T wins their second (yes, they count as Cingular – one and the same…) Jar-Jar Award for Raising Teh SuXX0R!

FAIL

Google, in IE7…

This warms my heart:

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Total Eclipse of the Heart: Literal Version

Watch for the ‘What the ___ Crap?’ ;)