It’s 2009…Flying cars: No. Divided Salli Genital Saddle: Yes

I almost didn’t post this, but how could I not… It’s obviously prime What The Crap material:

Yeah, I apologize for that. HT: Ace

Spot the Fake Rob Bell

That’s right. It was the middle one.

iPathetic

That’s right – You heard me. This is Pathetic (with a capitol P):Oh wait – did you need that address again: http://www.applebootlickers.com. Or was it – http://www.hypedbeyondbelief.comGood grief! I don’t even know what to say. The rabid obsession over this device could probably land you in a mental institution in some countries. For the rest of us “common sense” shoppers, here’s a little tip:Wait till generation 2. Of course it will be cheaper and better.I know what you’re thinking. “But I can’t wait that long!!!!” Well, allow this next “Interactive Theater meets Impromptu Story Telling” clip to help drain the octane and soothe your nerd boosters:By the way, Don’t crucify me. I happen to prefer Apple products! But you would think from the amount of hype this product has to live up to – the next few months are going to seem like the dark ages. Sheesh.