This is what you get for going with an iPhone service provider with the word “Telegraph” in their name…

ATT-MMS-FAIL

No doubt AT&T will still charge you a Quarter per MMS you send AND RECEIVE with their amazing Grab-Your-Ankles Data Plan – which does not include text (and likely not MMS, when it is available…late this summer.)

Therefore – AT&T wins their second (yes, they count as Cingular – one and the same…) Jar-Jar Award for Raising Teh SuXX0R!

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Google, in IE7…

This warms my heart:

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Biology 101 FAIL

Hey moron that made this, take a Biology class. Animals adapt.

Exit Question: Global Waming WIN?!??:

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Personalized Nick Nolte Capital One Card

I loved it so much, I had to repost this Consumerist story:

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David L. Mackie, a 35-year-old salesman from Oklahoma is perhaps the coolest person ever. He personalized his Capital One credit card with Nick Nolte’s mugshot, and now, embarrassed, Capital One has offered to pay him $50 to send it back.

He agreed.

Gotta love the “1.21 Jigawats!!!!” mugshot.

I wonder if I could get this card:
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Change Has Come…to wtc

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What The Crap – now with More Cowbell:
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  • You may have noticed that I modified the “Crap of Interest” section on the left sidebar to include Headlines as well as short subheadings, or quotes from the link. Sometime I run across funny or notable items that don’t require a full posting, and they will appear in this section. Be sure to check these out when there aren’t new postings on the main blog.
  • I have added my Twitter Feed on the right sidebar also. If you are a Twitter nut – to follow my updates – just look for user ‘wtc’ or go here.

Oh happy day!

    Stupid Metaphor FAIL: Tennis Balls Vs. Tanks

    Hilarious audio from the Hugh Hewitt show today:

    What about a hundred gazzillion cabillion tennis balls? Then could it hurt a tank…?

    Holy George Almighty: On sixth day Misa creatsa Jar-Jar Binks

    Get a load of this Lucas interview:

    “I am the father of our Star Wars movie world – the filmed entertainment, the features and now the animated film and television series,” (George Lucas) says. “And I’m going to do a live-action television series. Those are all things I am very involved in: I set them up and I train the people and I go through them all. I’m the father; that’s my work. Then we have the licensing group, which does the games, toys and books, and all that other stuff. I call that the son — and the son does pretty much what he wants.” He laughs. “Once in a while, they ask a question like ‘Can we kill off Yoda?’, things like that, but it’s very loose.

    “Then we have the third group, the holy ghost, which is the bloggers and fans. They have created their own world. I worry about the father’s world. The son and holy ghost can go their own way.”

    Yeah…uhm, what?!? So full of crap modest. Oh – but you forgot one little thing George:

    As a tribute to George ‘do I get to come with you on your starship’ Lucas – I present you the anthology of WTC Jar-Jar Fail (click each to view related post):

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