Introducing the latest in Green technology: The Gaia-Christo-Verde Suit

As everyone well knows, the Earth is on the way to destruction because of man’s careless action. Every decision man has made throughout human history has, in effect – set up us the bomb, and has now clearly shown to directly link to catastrophic global climate change.

What Happen?

With the recent decision by the top scientists of the US Supreme Court to list CO2 as an air pollutant, it is clear that if we do not act we have no chance to survive make our time. It is now the duty of every one of us to shed any critical thoughts of critical-ness and make a move to become green today.

The question is, what can you do?

Introducing – The Gaia-Christo-Verde Suit (GCV)

GlobalWarmingKit

Global Warming Kit - Obviously, this embarrassing product is designed to make people feel they are contributing (though the outcome is so immeasurable minute as to be a gimmick rather than a real product) to the Earth by becoming 'green' with the absolute minimal amount of effort and actual real change to their lifestyle.

The Gaia-Christo-Verde Suit is a new product from the EarthPlanetGood Inc. (Don’t worry, EarthPlanetGood is a good and green corporation like Apple, Target, and Ikea – not like Walmart, ExxonMobil, or Microsoft). The basic idea behind the GCV is the total reduction of an individual’s carbon footprint. The idea for the technology sprung from the marriage of several ideas.

There are currently products available that are aiming to reduce carbon footprints – such as the laughable Global Warming Kit (seen on the right). Unfortunately, these products fall far short of achieving any real measurable change to our precious Earth, instead simply filling an emotional gap for most people as a way to feel less guilty about their destruction of the planet.

We at EarthPlanetGood Inc know that anyone who really cares about effecting global climate change must do more than purchase simple trinkets.

Secondly, EarthPlanetGood Inc is concerned about the actions taken by what are considered ‘green’ protesters. For instance, notice the blatant disregard for CO2 emissions exhibited by Earth First’s so-called ‘Mourning for Old Growth Forests':

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Note the blasphemous, frivolous, and copious release of CO2 emissions. And yet, all this is done in the guise of the 'environmentalism'

This wasteful and careless disregard for our planet cannot be tolerated.

It was for these reasons, EarthPlanetGood Inc. invested in creating the Gaia-Christo-Verde Suit with the goal of completely eliminating CO2, and any other destructive emissions. So, without further ado:

The Zero Emission - Gaia-Christo-Verde Suit

The Zero Emission - Gaia-Christo-Verde Suit

Not only does the Gaia-Christo-Verde Suit eliminate your carbon footprint  – with it’s cool sleek design, everyone will know that you are doing all you can to save our planet. Here is a run down of some of the GCV Suit’s many Earth friendly features:

Name

The Ingesto-Mictural-Defecatory-Resuscitation Process

  • 100% solid waste recycling system. This is achieved through a process called Ingesto-Mictural-Defecatory-Resuscitation . All human waste products (including sweat) are passed from excremental orifices through a series of tubes and into various storage sacks. The sacks then incrementally process the waste in a scientifically complicated method (illustrated on the right) best described as, ins, outs, and what-have-you’s. Once the processed waste is ‘transformed,’ it is stored and then transferred back into the wearer’s digestive system.
  • 100% gaseous waste recycling system. All unnatural and destructive gaseous emissions such as CO2 and methane, are trapped in containers filled with a mysterious biomass substance (similar to plant life) that appears to be magically capable of converting these totally deadly pollutants back into Earth friendly forms (almost as if it were a natural process…). Once this process is completed – the gaseous waste is then delivered back into the wearer’s lungs through a respiratory apparatus.
  • 100% self-powered – Rather than rely on batteries and solar cells made from wastefull materials, the GCV is powered completely by human movement. The motion required to power the suit is preformed as a simple bending towards the ground from the waist. The efficency of the suit is dramatically increased with the speed of the bending (also called Eco-bowing) as well as the amount. For instance, a partial bow provides 25% efficiency, while a total bow, with a grabbing of the ankles, provides 100%. EarthPlanetGood Inc. felt that this motion would be the most convenient as it will come in handy at ‘green’ events, as well as standing as a symbol of the wearers dedication to the Earth.
  • Vocal Outburst Suppressor – Given the fact that talking and exhaling are a major contributor to a person’s carbon output, the GCV mask has been designed in such a way as to limit and discourage vocal outbursts such as screams, shouts, and unscientific power-point lectures.
  • Made from 100% recycled materials – You can wear your GCV with eco-confidence knowing every part was created from a totally sustainable source: dead plants and animals (don’t worry, they died of natural causes). For instance, the Ingesto-Mictural-Defecatory-Resuscitation storage sacks have been woven from various organs such as intestine and bladder tissue. The codpiece is fashioned from bark and woodchips rescued from tree torture mills around the globe.
  • Great on Halloween – You can always go to parties as your own eco-Maud’Dib – The mythical hero from Dune.
  • Celebrity endorsed – Note this great pic we caught of Al Gore sporting one of our GCV masks at his personal memoir, Eco-Messiah book signing event:

    At Gore's book signing for, Eco-Messiah: My Immaculate Mutation

    At Gore's memoir book signing for, Eco-Messiah: Immaculate Mutation

  • Even ex-sportscasters are getting suited up for the good of our planet.

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So the question is, do you really care about the planet? Will YOU take a true step forward to help the environment? Are you truly dedicated to the saving of our Earth from climate-change? Or will you simply buy the products that pretend to be ‘green’ and make you feel good by doing the absolute least possible? Will you be content just doing the bare minimum?

What you Say? Take all your base back!

Don’t be a denier. Get off the way to destruction and get your Gaia-Christo-Verde Suit today!

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5 Responses to “Introducing the latest in Green technology: The Gaia-Christo-Verde Suit”

  1. Introducing the latest in Green technology: The Gaia-Christo-Verde … » I AM OSX Says:

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  2. John Moore Says:

    I will take three. I am glad you remembered to give credit to the original “Eco-Messiah” Muad’Dib who overthrew the forces of Capitalism to save the old growth desert from the human planetoid, Baron Harkonnen. Al Gore will save us from the evils of capitalism and lead us to restore this earth by eradicating the human virus that has infected it.

  3. Francisco Says:

    Taking the bait! And The LIES are swallowed, hook, line and sinker ;-(

    Someone had written: “When I talk about people buying or being sold ‘absolute crap’ I’m not only talking about the material but also about the ideological. We are ‘sold’ on consumerism, the wars (Iraq), elections (the presidency), all manner of things. Unfortunately, so few people see that just because these ideas are on sale, that they don’t actually have to buy them!”

    Sadly, the multitudes have bought The LIES ;-(

    The multitudes have taken the bait which is “ease of life”, so-called, and The LIES were swallowed(believed),

    hook(money),
    line(education/religion),
    and sinker(technology) ;-(

    This place they call the u.s. of a. is the “bait”master and they catch their “fish” in every nation of this world ;-( Yet in england, france, germany, japan, etc, in all nations of this wicked world, there are those who have become disciples of the “bait”master and they also have found other “waters” in which to catch their “fish” ;-(

    And so it is that today there are multitudes in every nation under the sun that have taken the bait(ease of life), and swallowed(believed) the hook(money), the line(education/religion) and the sinker(technology) ;-(

    Tempted, hooked, reeled in, and held captive as they but serve “time” in the prison that is this wicked world ;-(

    Simply, they could not withstand the media blitz(krieg), and their “imag”ination got the best of them ;-(

    Some two thousand years past The Truth bore witness to the fact that, “the WHOLE world is under the control of the evil one”! (1John5:19) Yet, the “fish” continue to seek out that “good” place in the world, when in Truth the world today is but the product of mankind’s “imag”ination, a dry and thirsty land of mirages, nothing but shadows ;-(

    And in this wicked world, “image”s abound and are worshipped ;-(

    So why receive that which is of mankind’s “imag”ination?

    Even when such is supposedly “free” there will always be a price to pay, for mankind’s “imag”ination is destroying the earth(land, air, water, vegetation, creatures) and perverting that which is Spirit(Light, Life, Truth, Love, Peace, Hope, Grace, Faith, etc.);-(

    Consider the time when there were no radio’s, no tv’s, no movies, no newspapers, a time when there was no way yet “imag”ined and then manufactured, that would allow someone to publish or display the vain “imag”inations of mankind to the “masses”. Sadly those who rule in this wicked world, and who control the “media”, consider the “masses” to be but the M in E=MC(squared);-(

    And yet today, here i am publishing(sharing) that which i believe to be from the heart, The Spirit within, not the vain “imag”inations of my fleshly mind. i can but hope that which i share is from The ONE whose voice i have heard and whose Power i have experienced in The Miracles of deliverance that set me free, free from the “I” in me!

    The ONE who revealed the lies that are of this world, it’s ‘god’, and it’s systems of religion, as i received evermore “a love of The Truth”. The ONE WHOM i know and believe is the Giver of Life, The Only True GOD and Father(Creator) of ALL!

    Father Help! and HE does…….

    In times past, when i would wonder why things were as they were, i questioned?

    Do you feel as i feel?
    Do you wonder just what’s real?

    D you see the little child?
    Do you see them running wild?

    i see their doubts and i see their fears,
    i see their hurts and i see their tears.

    Now could be that’s what i look to see,
    Yet what i see is real to me.

    Now am i alone to care and cry?
    Or must i close these eyes and surely die?

    Sadly, the children, or those who once were called children, today are referred to as “kids” ;-(

    Sadder yet, the reference is true ;-(

    Baby goats abound because their ‘parents’ feed them all sorts of “trash”, and so it is that as they grow, they “eat” any and all things, no matter the dis-eases(no-peace) that causes them to be pill pushers, peer pleasers, or worse yet enslaved by the media ;-(

    “Where have all the children gone? long time pa-as-sing” ;-(

    Progress? Yes things are getting progressively worse and worse ;-(

    Yet Hope IS Alive!

    For Miracles do happen!

    Hope is there would be those who would take heed unto The Call of Our Father(Creator) to “Come Out of her, MY people” for they will “Come Out” of this wicked world(babylon) and it’s systems of religion, and they will no longer have their portion with those who are destroying the earth(land, air, water, vegetation, creatures) and perverting that which is Spirit(Light, Life, Truth, Love, Peace, Hope, Grace, Faith, Mercy, etc.) ;-(

    And for those who have embraced “mother earth” and the oneness that is the natural Creation?

    Hope is they would also experience and embrace that Spiritual ONEness that is a common union with their Brother, The Messiah, and Their Father, The Only True GOD(Great Spirit), HE WHO is Creator(Father) of ALL!

    Family! indeed and Truth…….

    A Simple and Spiritual Life…….

    Forever…….

    Peace, in spite of the dis-ease(no-peace) that is of this wicked world and it’s systems of religion, for “the WHOLE world(not just a portion) is under the control of the evil one”(1John5:19) indeed and Truth…….

    Truth is never ending……. thedestructionoftheearth.wordpress.com

  4. adc Says:

    So…….you used the sinker(technology), to write which you learned how to do with the line(education/religion) to post this message on my blog using an internet connection (the sinker again) that you paid for with the hook(money)…………..?

    Miracles do happen!

    ;-(

  5. Francisco Says:

    adc,

    Sadly, seems as if you are of those who have “swallowed the Lies” for the bait was more tempting than “the lust of your eye(appeared good), the lust of your flesh(ease of life), and the pride of your own self-life(worldly wisdom which is foolishness unto The Creator) could bear ;-(

    As for using those things that cause the multitudes to “swallow the LIES”, no where was it stated in the post that to “use, yet not abuse those things of this wicked world” was to “Swallow the LIES”, however, i realize most who have read the post have need of fabricating most anything that will assauge their conscience so that they might continue to feed their “imag”ination…….

    Yet there is Hope!

    For Miracles do happen!

    Thankfully, in spite of me, i received Miracles and was delivered from my own self(“I”), this world, and it’s ruler “the father of lies”, and Hope is that one day you would “see” The Light that is The Messiah, for only then will you have opportunity to receive “the love of The Truth” that is needful for your transformation, liar to messenger of Truth as you are translated from the shadows of “imag”ination into The Light of Reality…….

    And only that which is Spirit is Real, and only that which is Real is forever…….

    And this temporal world is passing away, for those who are “of this evil world” are destroying the earth and perverting that which is Spirit…….

    So it is that those who have received “the love of The Truth” – “Love Not The World”…….

    ”For the WHOLE world is under the control of the evil one”(I John 5:19)

    “Love not the world, neither the things that are in the world. If any man loves the world, the love of the Father is not in him. For all that is in the world, the lust of the flesh, and the lust of the eyes, and the pride of life, is not of the Father, but is of the world. And the world will pass away, and the lust thereof: but he that does the will of The Only True GOD will abide for ever.” (I John 2:15-17)

    “If you were of the world, the world would love it’s own: but because you are not of the world, but I have chosen you out of the world, therefore the world hates you. Remember the word that I said unto you, the servant is not greater than his Master. If they have persecuted Me, they will also persecute you; if they have kept My saying, they will keep yours also.” (John 15:19-20)

    “Where do wars and fighting among you come from? Do they not come of your lusts that war in your members? You lust, and have not: you kill, and desire to have, and cannot obtain: you fight and war yet you have not, because you ask not. You ask, and receive not, because you ask amiss, that you may consume it upon your lusts. You adulterers and adulteresses, don’t you know that friendship with the world is to be at enmity with The Only True GOD? Therefore whoever will be a friend of the world is the enemy of The Only True GOD.” (James 4:1-4)

    “The world cannot hate you; but the world hates Me, because I testify that the works of this world are evil.” (John 7:7)” and “The Messiah gave Himself for our sins, that He might deliver us from this present evil world, according to the will of The Only True God, Our Father.”(Gal 1:4)

    The Messiah testified: “If the world hates you know that it hated Me before it hated you.”(John 5:18) Truly, Truly, I say unto you, except a corn of wheat fall into the ground and die, it abides alone: but if it die it brings forth much fruit. He that loves his life in this world shall lose it; and he that hates his life in this world shall have it unto life eternal.” (John 12:24-25)

    John testified: “Marvel not, my brethren, if the world hates you.” (I John 3:13) “ James testified, “Whoever would be a friend of this world is the enemy of GOD”(James 4:4)

    The “earth and it’s life forms” are The Creation of The Only True GOD, Father of ALL! The “worldly” systems are the creation of, and under the dominion of “the god of this world”, he who is “the father of lies”, he who “has blinded the minds of those who believe not The Messiah”! All the nations of this world are under the dominion of, and serve, the evil one for he provides the fuel that feeds mankind’s “imag”ination, and mankind’s “imagination is destroying and perverting Creation(land, air, water, vegetation, creatures, Light, Truth, Life, Love, Peace, Faith, Simplicity, .etc.) ;-(

    Once again, the “earth and it’s life forms” are The Creation of The Only True GOD, Father of ALL! The current “worldly” systems are the creation of, and under the dominion of “the god of this world”.

    Those who “love this world” all serve “the god of this world”, and play their part in the processes that seek to destroy The Creation of The Only True GOD. “And The Only True GOD will destroy them who destroy the earth.” (Rev 11:18c)

    Global warming, polluted air, land and waters, toxic wastes, sexual perversion, evil inventions of destruction, greed, hate, carnal warfare, dis-ease ,,,etc,,, are all destructive processes that have their root in “the lust of the eye, the lust of the flesh, and the pride of life”.

    The Truth Is Alive in those who have been born of The Spirit for “they no longer love this wicked, evil world and it’s things, nor do they love their own lives in this world”.

    They but seek and desire The Will of GOD, their Father and Creator, as they await their final transformation. “Corruptible to Incorruptible” ndeed and Truth!

    Now “the ground was cursed for Adam’s sake” because he “hearkened unto the woman”.

    Adam listened to a woman rather than obeying The Only True GOD. Yet because of Faithful Noah, The Only True GOD “no longer would curse the ground for man’s sake” because Noah obeyed The Only True GOD! (Genesis 8:21-22)

    And the Faithful today are exhorted to “love not the world, neither the things that are in the world.”

    Be not of those who deny and defy “The One GOD, Father of All”. Be not of those who are destroying and perverting the earth(land, air, water, vegetation, creatures) and perverting that which is Spirit(Light, Truth, Life, Love, Peace, Hope, Mercy, Faith, .etc.)!

    “Set your affections on things above”. Desire heavenly, eternal things. Quit serving ‘time’ in the prison that is this world and take heed unto The Call of “The Only True GOD” to ”Come Out of her, MY people!”

    “Come out” from among those who are destroying and perverting Creation and be of those who follow The Messiah on “The Way to The Truth of The Life”.

    “Come out” of the worldly systems, which are the product of mankind’s “imag”ination, especially the systems of religion. “Pure religion and undefiled before GOD The Father is this, to visit the fatherless(those who know not their Father) and widows(those who have not “experienced The Messiah and The Power that raised Him from among the dead”) in their affliction and to keep oneself uncontaminated by the world.” (James 1:27)

    Simply, all other religions are impure, defiled and of this wicked, evil world!

    Faith will not create a system of religion!

    Peace, in spite of the dis-ease(no-peace) that is of this world and it’s systems of religion, for “the WHOLE world is under the control of the evil one” indeed and Truth…….

    Truth is never ending……. thedestructionoftheearth.wordpress.com


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