AP Writer Diagnosed with Uncontrollable Climate Anxiety Diarrhea

I got a climate induced feva’, and the only perscription – more Obama.

Check out this AP headline:

Obama left with little time to curb global warming

Oh NOOOOEEEEES!!!

Here’s a bit from the article:

WASHINGTON (AP) – When Bill Clinton took office in 1993, global warming was a slow-moving environmental problem that was easy to ignore. Now it is a ticking time bomb that President-elect Barack Obama can’t avoid.

Since Clinton’s inauguration, summer Arctic sea ice has lost the equivalent of Alaska, California and Texas. The 10 hottest years on record have occurred since Clinton’s second inauguration. Global warming is accelerating. Time is close to running out, and Obama knows it.

“The time for delay is over; the time for denial is over,” he said on Tuesday after meeting with former Vice President Al Gore, who won a Nobel Peace Prize for his work on hysterical propaganda global warming. “We all believe what the scientists have been telling us for years now that this is a matter of urgency and national security and it has to be dealt with in a serious way.”

But there are powerful political and economic realities that must be quickly overcome for Obama to succeed. Despite the urgency he expresses, it’s not at all clear that he and Congress will agree on an approach during a worldwide financial crisis in time to meet some of the more crucial deadlines.

Obama is pushing changes in the way Americans use energy, and produce greenhouse gases, as part of what will be a massive economic stimulus. He called it an opportunity “to re-power America.”

After years of inaction on global warming, 2009 might be different. Obama replaces a president who opposed mandatory cuts of greenhouse gas pollution and it appears he will have a willing Congress. Also, next year, diplomats will try to agree on a major new international treaty to curb the gases that promote global warming.

“We need to start in January making significant changes,” Gore said in a recent telephone interview with The Associated Press. “This year coming up is the most important opportunity the world has ever had to make progress in really solving the climate crisis.”

Scientists are increasingly anxious, talking more often and more urgently about exceeding “tipping points.”

“We’re out of time,” Stanford University biologist Terry Root said. “Things are going extinct. I need to go change my pants.”

I added the last bit.

Now, I’m not trying to say that we should just do nothing about the environment. I think it’s great that we are looking into new technologies and trying to move away from oil and such. However, I do not think it is wise to mix government and rather hysterical knee-jerk environmental policies.

Here is another fairly thought out perspective on the current climate situation that illuminates the idea that the science isn’t quite as ‘closed’ or ‘unanimous’ as Al Gore, Pres-Elect Obama, and Co. are attempting to portray it:

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2 Responses to “AP Writer Diagnosed with Uncontrollable Climate Anxiety Diarrhea”

  1. What The Crap? - whatthecrap.us Says:

    [...] 18, 2008 — whatthecrap? The other day I linked to this rather absurd pants-crapper of a story from the Associated Press. I didn’t quote this bit however: Scientists fear that what’s [...]

  2. Our Impending Doom, The Associated Press, and Jedi Mind Tricks « What The Crap? - whatthecrap.us Says:

    [...] December 18, 2008 — whatthecrap? The other day I linked to this rather absurd pants-crapper of a story from the Associated Press. I didn’t quote this bit however: Scientists fear that what’s [...]


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