Man Vs. Wild 2

UPDATE: Bear was on the Conan O’Brien show the other night talking about the new season of Man vs. Wild.

I really hope that they are planning more seasons of Man vs. Wild. The first season only has about 7 episodes or so. A lot of people criticize the show because of his camera crew. I think it makes the show more interesting and certainly easier to watch. Plus, like I mentioned before – they aren’t really allowed to help him unless he is in mortal danger.

I guess that the thing I appreciate about the show the most is that it is a huge proponent of being prepared. As an Eagle Scout, I think that this is one of the most helpful concepts in life. Obviously – we cannot foresee all the problems we may run into in life, but at least we can study up a bit and be prepared in some way. The best part of being ready yourself is that then you will be ready to help someone else when they are in need. I think this is what MvW is all about fundamentally.

Season 2 starts June 15, 2007 (Here is Episode One)

Here are a few more clips from season 1 for your enjoyment.

Shark Love?

Cold, Colder, Coldest…

avocados, mayonnaise, and chocolate…

Read my earlier post: Man Vs. Wild

The Global War on Yard-work…

In case you missed the Ric Keller money quote:

Let me give you an analogy. Imagine that you have a next door neighbor who refuses to mow his lawn, and the weeds are up to his waist. You mow his lawn for him every single week. The neighbor never says thank you, he hates you, and sometimes he takes out a gun and shoots at you.

Under these circumstances, would you keep mowing his lawn forever? Would you send even more of your family members over to mow his lawn? Or, would you say to him, you better start mowing your own lawn or there’s going to be serious consequences for you?

Read the whole Schpeel (sp?).

So, over at the Victory Caucus they were having a little Photoshop contest over what I am now going to refer to as The Global War on Yard-work. I just couldn’t resist:

keep-trimming.jpg
“Together, We pruned the hedges of many small villages…” – Dusty Bottoms (Three Amigos)

keller_story.jpg

aka. The Hogwash Story.

constant_gardener.jpg

Sorry – had to whip this one together quick. Lunch break…

Coming Soon: Lawnmower Man!

Some people ask: How do you cope during these depressing times? Photoshop – that’s how a cope. Gotta keep laughing a little. I hope these brighten somebody’s day!

LAST BUT NOT LEASTBy Popular Request:

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A Photographic Ode to Valentine’s Day

Because I love my readers so much…

Pony

A Pony

Babies

Some Babies

trotting

A Pony Trotting

ponybaby

A baby wearing a pony suit.

Logical progression equals:

pony and baby

A baby riding a trotting pony wearing a pony suit.


Bonus Image:babyjar.jpgBaby Jar-Jar Binks wearing a Pony suit.

A Cute Poem for Valentine’s Day

And-A-Pony

I came accross this at Minor Tweaks and nearly died!
Cute overloaded

Cute: A sleeping kitten
Cuter: Several kittens sleeping in a basket
Cutest: Several kittens sleeping in a basket held by Reese Witherspoon

Cute: A panda
Cuter: A panda wearing a top hat
Cutest: A panda wearing a top hat and twirling a ruby-studded cane

Cute: A baby
Cuter: A smiling baby
Cutest: A smiling baby atop a miniature carriage being pulled by a team of bunnies

Cute: A button
Cuter: A little button
Cutest: A button so little that, at first glance, it appears to be a flea or a speck of dust but upon further inspection is confirmed to be an extremely small and completely useless button. But cute. Very, very cute.

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AHAHAHAHA! Happy Valentines Day!!!

Time to eat tuti fruities and blow on sunflowers while frolicking around with baby ponies through tulips and rainbows surrounded by faeries and butterflies and perhaps wear little shawls with tiny tiny buttons on them.

Society For Ethnomusicology Against Music as Torture

I didn’t know it at the time, but I was tortured by the University of Oregon (according to the Society For Ethnomusicology)

I was forced to listen to John Cage’s 4:33 during a digital video class. There is no more brutal, ruthless, nay – heinous form of torture in existence.

WARNING: By watching the video below you agree not to hold whatthecrap.wordpress.com responsible for any emotional, physical, or psychological damage. View at your own risk.

I nearly lost control of my bowels… 

Here is a little interview with Professor Philip Bohlman of the University of Chicago: the president of the Society of Ethnomusicologists. Good to know that the Society did it’s homework before making it’s statement…

Firefox to Warp 10 – Engage

If you have Broadband, this will double your download speed in Firefox. I will include the transcript to the video tutorial below. Huge props to Mac Talk.

Maybe I am the last one on the planet to do this but – Boom!!!

HUGE SPEED IMPROVEMENT!!!

=======Steps=======

  1. Open Foxfire (ha!) Firefox
  2. in URL box type “about:config” >Enter
  3. In Filter type: “network
  4. scroll to Network.http.pipelining
  5. Change to “True” (Double click)
  6. Change network.http.pipelining.maxrequests to “10
  7. Quit Firefox and re-launch

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UPDATE: Confirmed on PC by Matt and Jon

To Brush, Or not to Brush?

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